The Blogger’s Block: how events can make you feel uninspired

I haven’t written on my WordPress for a long time now, and I guess it is because the flow of the events that recently hit me has distracted me a lot.

If I don’t keep on writing I won’t improve my English writing skills, I said to myself, so I have decided to write a little just to get used to that again.

I’m probably going to write the most useless post ever, but I guess I need to start somewhere somehow, right?

Honestly, I believe I wasn’t very much inspired because of this bunch of unstoppable events – the graduation ceremony, the loss of a relative, disappointment from some people I care about, the volunteering project, the surgical operation, the application I’ve sent to the University for a MA in Translation and Interpreting, the TOEFL test and so on….

For the most part, I was mentally busy; a moltitude of feelings, ranging from the brightest happiness to the purest disappointment, has fogged my mind.

It’s not that I don’t know what to say, I’d actually love to write about many things. It is that I don’t know how. It’s like having a bottleneck at the bottom of your brains, where your thoughts are relentlessly trying to go through all together like a bunch of rushing cars driven by Greeks or Southern Italians. A total mess, basically.

Some people suggest to take a long break when you feel blocked. Well, the idea makes me very anxious, and I want to break the circle.

So yes, I don’t care how bad this post is, I will keep on posting useless stuff until inspiration comes back.

And you, do you know any good way to get rid of the writer’s block?



Sheireen has translated my post in Italian! Check it out! :


Dear followers,Image

today’s post is dedicated to clients and other people who don’t know exactly what are the implications of a translation.

And generally, those kinds of people are the same who, per say, expect to have the Masterpiece delivered in one hour, and ideally, in exchange of a few pennies.

The aim of this post is to incept ,with some of my brilliant wit (ha ha.), a different idea and a better perspective of our (yes, the translators) job which cannot be quick, cheap and good at the same time, and I’m more than happy to explain you why with some nice examples:

Quick and good (and not cheap). Imagine you commission this beautiful and skilled translator (me) to translate a 5000 words engineering project, and imagine you need it within one day. Now, imagine this poor girl (me) reading your project, printing it, uploading it in a CAT tool…

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Last minute dementia, bits and bobs and my resolutions for 2013

Dear followers,

Today’s the last day of 2012 and while the most of you are probably enjoying your time eating mountains and mountains of food, I am here working – translating, writing and proofreading even today!

Well, I admit I’ve spent a few hours of this last day in total dementia playing with Lucy, in fact I have made a Christmas-themed video featuring her (you can see it here), and I have broken my glasses while running after her too.. -.-‘

Il buongiorno si vede dal mattino, we say in Italy.

Anyway, this little incident won’t prevent me from writing my good intentions for 2013, indeed here they are just for you:

1. Quit smoking. I am not really willing to do so at the moment, but I have a good “starting intention” – therefore I have bought an e-cigarette with liquorice aroma, in order to start to climbing on the  ” stairway to the non-smokers’ heaven “. :p

2. Save more money and invest it for my future education. Beginning my professional life as a freelance translator is a good revenue source, and I have also invested in a website I have created to list my services ( click here if you want to check it out). I will start to look for more jobs and save more money for further education -We love to keep our skills well sharpen’d, don’t we? I’d also love to thank whoever is helping me to improve my skills and my clients, who put a lot of trust in me and always give me good advice.

3. Read more books. During my academic years, most of the books I have read were for my literature exams: I have learned to love Anne Radcliffe’s The Italian, to re-value Pride and Prejudice, I’ve found interest in Schiller’s and Lessing’s works, to joke on Ezra Pound, to find my fantastic and weird ideas mirrored in “Ansichten Eines Clown”, and admire Keats’ poetry, as well as Rilke’s or Brecht’s. But I haven’t finished reading ” The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy”,  neither have started reading “The Lord of Flies”, just to name some of the books I’m willing to read.

Well, for now that’s all. I hope I’ll manage to keep faith to all of my good intentions. 🙂

How about you? What are your resolutions for the new year???

Feel free to comment and share the love…Happy 2013!!!!!!!


Pope on Twitter : the domino effect of social media

In the last few years, the social media phenomenon has seen the remarkable increasing of social media users. Facebook and Twitter, Pinterest , and Google+ – to name a few- have linked people from all over the world, from housewives to businessmen, from politician to singers and so on.


But that’s not all. Since today, a new public figure has joined the Twitter community under the account of @Pontifex: mesdames et monsieurs, le Pope is on Twitter!

It’s unbelievable, I know. Actually, I’ve learned about this on Facebook just a few hours ago, when suddenly my friends were starting to share some unusual, funny Tweets addressed to His Most Reverend Excellency.

Besides the classical “good” tweets indeed, I’ve found out that the Pope’s today signing up has unleashed a huge domino effect among several atheists on Twitter.

Here some of the Tweets that have made me fall off my chair and that were worth translating for my English speaking followers:


  • @Pontifex is Benedict XVI’s generic account. So, when the Pope is dead, long live the Pope.
  • #askaquestiontothepope @Pontifex have you sent the Mary-spacebar-Joseph sms to 48118 to find out their compatibility percentage?
  • @Pontifex Is the ” Papa-papa-Razi” song your favourite one?
  • @Pontifex hey, have Corithians answered after all those letters?
  • @Pontifex was disappointed when he found out that 50 Shades of Grey has sold better than the Bible!
  •  Dear His Holiness, do you realize that @Pontifex sounds more like a condom brand?
  • @Pontifex, since you are being so innovative, will you fill the hosts with nutella?
  • @Pontifex, when will you publish your video-tutorial on Youtube to transform water into wine?
  • @Pontifex, if i tweet a blasphemy, will you hashtag me with an excommunication?
  • If i flag @Pontifex as spam to Twitter, do you think I’ll go to Hell?
  • Benedict XVI has opened the @Pontifex account today, but he will remain silent until the 12th of December: Papa don’t tweet.
  • @Pontifex, have you already started posting your pictures in the bathroom?
  • @Pontifex, since you’re all men in there, why don’t you change ” VATICAN” to “VATICANAL“?
  • @Pontifex will you help us entering the #hoemary tendency?
  • The first Pope tweet will be sent on the 12.12.12, that divided by two makes 666. @Pontifex I find this totally blaspheme!

Gosh, there are so many funny posts, but it’s really hard to post them all!

And you? What would you ask to the Pope? 🙂



No Pride and Prejudice or, Open up Yourself to the World’s Challenges.

Holy pandas, the weekend has not come yet and i am already done with this intensively intense week!

Let me recap my world’s challenges of the week:

  • Conciliation with best friend . As i said in the last post, my best friend ( Cla ) and i have discussed and have made things clear about a past event.
  • Godda** Thesis. That’s because I love to trouble myself! Indeed I have chosen to do some research in German literature, aware of the syntactic structure difficulty of the essays i am supposed to analyze. Like, seriously, the recurring structure of sentences is:  MAIN CLAUSE, SECONDARY CLAUSE, SUBORDINATE TO SECONDARY CLAUSE, ANOTHER SECONDARY CLAUSE SUBORDINATE TO THE MAIN CLAUSE, THE REST OF THE MAIN CLAUSE. Ju is the half-German friend who’s helping me to sort out this mess, and today she has clearly said : ” Mein Gott! Ich habe gerade Kopfschmerzen!!!!!”  …No wonder why i find it almost impossible to translate it…I AM SMART, YEA. But i am not willing to give up. I am doing something that i like and i don’t care if i can’t find any Italian source, i will stick with the German ones, and i will try to do my best for it.
  • Last week, Az came back from Poland. He gave me a souvenir he bought in Krakow – a dragon , the symbol of the city! No, not a real dragon of course.                                                                                                                                                                                     ImageAnd here the joke is mandatory: he got me…a dragon ball!  :3
    When i peeped at his desk, i noticed some suspicious piece of paper sticking out of a yellow notebook. The day after, while he was away, i sneaked in his room and pulled the suspicious paper out of the book to see what was written on it. ” Hello, my name is Az, what’s yours?” or: ” These are my friends” and finally: ” You are very  beautiful”. If that kind of hurt me, i have managed to see the good side of it anyway. I admit that rather than falling in the cliché of the jealous girlfriend, i have focused on what was lying beyond those words. Az loves meeting people. Whether it’s about a young girl, a kid, or an old retired man, it doesn’t matter; he talks to them out of the blue, and if they need help or want to have a long chat, he is there all ears. In that coffee shop in Poland, he slipped that piece of paper on two deaf girls’ table. ( While his friends whispered at him : ” Why, let’s go!” ). He didn’t know the manual alphabet, and i am sure he made their day. And when i think of all of that. I can’t but open myself and admire how it is hard to find someone who is actually interested in people.
  • Oh, and for the record; on this yellow book, there was written: ” Friend. Someone you’ll always find on your way back home.” * And with this, i think i have had the most beautiful, warming epiphany of my life.

* i am not sure if the sentence is correct, i have striven hard to remember…but it was something very nice to read…i am the worst ninja ever!